A Toad Story

Well the kitties are spending the first night alone on the patio.  I put them out there last night and I let Beulah spend the night with them. This morning before I left for the baseball game I put Beulah out and closed the door and the pet door.  For a while we wil have to take Sasha out for her potty breaks.  Free rein of our house is temporarily closed to the pets.

The kitties are eating kitty chow and have a litter box.  I mixed some kitty chow with some can food tonight and Taylor's kitty had one foot in the bowl and growled at the 2 that tried to come close.  I had 3 bowls of food out there. Its obvious that as good a mama Beulah is, she didn't teach them boogers to share!   They are as cute as they can be. 

You have probably heard the stories of the  critters we have had in our home over the years, thanks to these dad blame cats of ours.  Boo Boo and Mia have brought in snakes, too numerous to count, a squirrel, 2 mice, and a bat.  And we won't even go into the lizards.  I don't think they count.  We have managed to get the squirrel out alive and back into a tree. All the snakes were spared except the pygmy rattler.  That bad boy lost his head.  I think I was having a crop here when we discovered one of the mice. I had to take the drapes down, take it outside and coax the little booger out.  It was between the drape and the lining.  I think Kip helped!

Now let me tell you about the toad.  But 1st a little story.  When I met Jimmy I was living in a trailer/mobile home/manufactured home, whatever they are calling them now days.  We refer to it as the trailer.  I bought it brand new when Kim and I moved after divorce #2.  Anyway, we had a little toad that lived in a hole right off of the patio there.  I swear we had him a couple of years.  6 months before Jimmy and I got married, Kim and I moved to St. Pete and lived with Jimmy and sold the trailer.  About a month after we moved in and were all settled we noticed a toad living by the front door.  Now rest easy people, we didn't pack this toad up and take it with us. This was a new toad.  We lived there 6 months after we were married and left that toad behind too.  Over the years we have seen a toad or 2 around but no toad took up residence here.  I guess they were waiting to make sure we weren't going to move and leave them again.

As you probably have figured out by now, we have a toad.  A huge toad.  A bold toad.  This toad is unbelievable.  First of all he is about the size of a salad plate.  And when you try to move him, and more on that in a second, he flattens himself out and is bigger!  A couple weeks ago, Jimmy said have you seen that toad out here?  I said yes I  have seen him.  Well the other day Jimmy went out the front door, forgot something, came back in, leaving the door open.  When he headed back out the toad was in the house.  Here he is the corner as we try to figure out what to use to get him out.  

While we try, using a couple different things, he makes it to the kitchen. 

Jimmy got a bucket and broom and gently nudged him into it. Out he went.  A couple days later I see the toad on the patio, eating cat food out of Beulah's bowl.  My camera was in Wisconsin with the guys and I missed the shot.  The next day, here comes Mr Toad and I had my cell phone.  With some help from Taylor I loaded the picture up so I could share it with you. 

The next day I walk through the family room and there is something black on the floor. It wasn't any poop I recognized.  I mean I have cats, I have a dog. I have kitties. But they don't do that in the house anyway.  This was not a hairball from Mia or Beulah. It was nasty though. Just slimmy, wet and ok, I will stop.  Anyway I clean it up, having no idea what the hell it was. 

Elle came over Friday afternoon and when it was time for her to leave we were talking about the toad while on the front porch.  She told me about their poop.  A big time DUH hit me in the head.  That damn toad had come in the back door, ate out of the cat food bowl that is in the kitchen and left me a present.  Gross.

I tell Jimmy about it. He said you're telling me that toad came in the house, ate, pooped and left. I said yes I am.  I said we have to move.  We need to move away from all these dang animals. I am over the toad, the possums, the snakes.  I am over them all. Well I still love the kitties.  Have I mentioned how cute they are?  and how they need a home??

Tonight Jimmy said "did you put some cat food out front on the porch for the toad?" (can you believe now I have to feed the toad??)

Believe it or not,  I did.  Only because I don't want him coming in the house to eat.

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[kip Mitchell]

omg, that photo of the toad eating the cat food is absolutely priceless and I love this story!!!!!
Just make sure it's not one of those buffo frogs that are dangerous but he looks like a regular toad. Too damn funny.

[Kathy Laubenthal]

OMG Linda you are just to much. Things like this could only happen to you.

[Barb Stephens]

OMG Linda, only you...If I need a good laugh I am going to go back and read this again.

[Teresa]

I can always count on you for a laugh...not just any laugh, but a good old BELLY laugh. That is the funniest story and told so well by you. Who whould of thunk it....Toad poop.....GROSS.

Thanks for the laugh today......

[elle]

maybe instead of moving you could relocate the toad...maybe over to mr. trew's!

you keep feeding that toad out front and you'll be cleaning up toad poop everyday!! lol

[Teri]

Maybe you could move the toad to let Willa have a pet...LOL. Great story!

[Michele L in Tamoa]

OMG I hate those things - we get them that big too. One lives under the front porch. oscar keeps trying to play with it when it comes out...UGH. Funny Funny story as always

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As you know, it is time for her quote. "I love make-up. I play with my look and try on all kinds of colors" Girl, you are so young and gorgeous... Why would you need this stuff? I understand if Pam or Paris does that kind of thing all the time because they are uglier than you... Don't get me wrong, that's not what I was trying to say. You are very hot and I love you so much, but don't play with makeup because you can get used to it.

Yep, I know it was great and you had fun today... But unfortunately, we have to say goodbye to each other now.

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What a view... it is so amazing, isn't it? Oh, I am sorry, I didn't tell you. Have a look at this photo featuring amy adams nude because I am sure you won't forget that ever. She is only 20 years old but she is so pretty and mature already. I wonder how sexy she will look by the age of 30 or something because according to my pretty solid experience most women get their maxim sexuality when they something between 30 and 35. This is the top of being sexy and right now all women should support me... But don't think that if you are 49 or even 60 you can't look sexy anymore. There are thousands of examples that I can give you right here but you should know that by yourself.

And now here is her quote that might help you "In middle school and junior high, all my friends ditched me, so I was really lonely." I guess the problem was that bridget moynahan nude was nerd back there and thus nobody really wanted to be friends with her. But she tried to be herself and I bet they would carry her on their hands if only they knew what kind of star she will turn too pretty soon. And she did actually, however it is too late for those people.

This is it fellows, have a nice day.

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Do you think you can easily watch those lindsay lohan pussy on the web? Nah, I don't think so. You will have to do your best to find them as this is something quite rare and unique. It is not like for example searching Pam's naked photos because the whole world knows how to find them and the whole web is full of those sick pics. But if you come to this website by your own it means you did your best and right now you will definitely see some of those pics...

I saw this quote from her the other day and thought you might be interested. "A letdown is worth a few songs. A heartbreak is worth a few albums" I can fully agree with her on this point but there is something I don't like about her songs. No, really, they are like similar to each other and either about love or heartbreak which is probably the same thing. I would advise maggie lawson nude to step of a bit that kind of theme as first of all, she repels guys with her music by saying how some boy let someone down or something. And singing about love will only attract women and I don't think you are a lesbian.

Wow, I didn't expect this review will be that nice which means I did a good job here.

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Who would thought that we will watch one day these gorgeous pics of jennette mccurdy porn and will talk about the way her tits look on them. By the way, let's do that. I think her tits are pretty nice except for the fact that small. But I guess that's ok as she is only 20 years old and maybe they will grow a bit in some nearest future... At least that's what all her male fans hope for. I actually don't think that all men who can say sara underwood naked is one of their favorites, love her for her songs... They surely like her sexuality and the way she looks.

Now it would be appropriate to put this quote here... And just so you know it is from her. "Somebody who has a compatible sense of humor with me, this would be the most important thing," I have a huge sense of humor that can probably beat yours, raven symone naked. If you don't believe me then come on... bring it on. But being serious, I wish her to find that kind of guy that would make her laugh every day and she couldn't stop loving him for that... Damn it, I sound like gay again... Damn her songs, they make me feel sissy. See, I told you I can be fun.

Sad, very sad to say that but this is the end of my review... So I guess goodbye.

This good girl can be gone bad pretty soon. Take a chance to look at robin tunney nude here and you will understand what I am talking about. But for me, being bad is kind of sexy.

I wonder what it is like to see geena davis nude live standing right in front of you. This chance will get only her boyfriend I guess and no one else... Well, maybe some doctor but I was talking about having sex. That fellow will be very happy and I will be calling him the luckiest son of a bitch, in a good way of course. Man, I wish I was her boyfriend just for one night and I would make a party and invite all my friends so they were jealous. And then, on the next morning I would say to them that I dumped her. That would be cool.

I remember this quote from her that I am sure you will find both, hilarious and useful "I feel kind of unnatural looking down to people and they looking up to you" What to do vanessa angel nude? You are such tall. I mean she is almost 6 feet sharp and now imagine her wearing high heels... She will be about 6'2 or something after that. I wonder what kind of guy she wants for herself... Probably 6'6 or something, but not less... I bet she needs a basketball player to date with. Yeah, that's it. They will look kind of sexy and very unreachable for paparazzi if you know what I am saying.

So anyway, I hope you keep reading my reviews because they are fun and very hot.

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I forgot about one thing to put here... it is her quote "I always have an idea who I want to thank if I win" This is pretty obvious. In fact, I say there is no celebrity that would say something quite extraordinary during that ceremony of winning speech. They all sound very banal and to be honest people are getting sick of it. I think, if they don't come up with something spicy or at least unique and different from those "thanks" the crowd won't be clapping at all because this is getting all people bored. Come one you guys, you are so smart... sara underwood naked, you are not stupid blond, aren't you? Then think of anything that would differ from those "I want to thank my producer and my fans. Nothing would be possible without you. Also thanks to my cat Kittles as he inspired me so much with his peeing on my shoes" and some other crap like that.
Yeah, this was pretty fun and I liked it very much. I hope you have same feelings about this. Bye.